INTIMACY DURING COVID
For those of us single folks out there, dating during COVID has become even harder than it was before! Navigating intimacy with strangers has always been a chore and now we have to have safe conversations, safe dinners, and safe sex?! Lucky for you I’ve written a few mini dramatic plays that will help you learn what to say and how to act when things start to spice up between you and a new partner. Find a friend and role play these scenarios and you’ll be prepared for any type of sexual situation that may arise!
“The Protection Question”
CHRIS, a sexy single, and ARI, a sexy single, sit six feet apart on a big king size bed in a hotel suite.
Chris: I can’t believe your mom gave you her Marriott points for this sweet hotel room.
Ari: Yeah, even though I’m an adult, she still spoils me.
Chris: Hotel rooms always make me really horny. What about you?
Ari: Why do you think I asked my mom about those Marriott points?
Ari makes a really sexy face right at Chris.
Chris: I think I know what you mean. You want to do the nasty with me.
Ari touches their nose twice like the way people do when someone has the correct word in the party game of charades.
Chris: Ok, Ari, I am game. But since we’re in a global crisis right now, I have to ask you: Do you have protection?
Ari: Never leave home without it.
Ari slowly pulls out of their pocket a blue surgical mask. They lower it to their crotch area.
BLACK OUT.
“The Testing Question”
CHRIS, a sexy single, and ARI, a sexy single, sit six feet apart on the sofa.
Chris: I really enjoyed our first date, Ari. I think we should take this thing to the next level and do it with each other.
Ari: I agree, Chris. Watching you suck down those chili dogs made me so horny tonight at dinner. I’m 100% game to do it with you.
Chris: Watching you go face first into that taco-in-a-bag got the blood flowing to all the right places. I’m ready to pounce on you right now, but first I have to ask you a question.
Ari: You can ask me anything Chris, I am an open bible.
Chris: Have you been tested for the Coronavirus disease?
Ari: No Chris, I don’t have health insurance.
Chris: Ok, then we have to use protection.
Ari: You’re right.
Chris and Ari each slowly pull out of their pockets a blue surgical mask. They then lower the masks to their crotch areas.
BLACK OUT.
“The Symptom Checker”
CHRIS, a sexy single, and ARI, a sexy single, sit six feet apart at a table.
Chris: It is clear to me that you and I have a deep connection.
Ari: We have such a sexual energy between us right now. I’m dying to see what’s under all that fabric you’re wearing.
Chris: My clothes? These old things?
Chris sexually feels up their own body.
Ari: I can already tell that this is going to be hot as hell. But before we go any further, I need to ask you: Have you had any symptoms of the coronavirus disease?
Chris: Shortness of breath? Coughing? A Fever? Nausea? No I haven’t Ari. How about you?
Ari: I haven’t either. Unless being really horny for sex is a symptom?
Chris: I don’t think it is, but just in case, we’d better make sure to protect ourselves and each other.
Ari: Agreed.
Chris and Ari each slowly pull out of their pockets a blue surgical mask. They then lower the masks to their crotch areas.
BLACK OUT
I hope you enjoyed these three plays. I do think if you follow the script, you will be able to date and have totally safe sexual life for the duration of the pandemic. But anyway, I gotta run. My VBS kids are doing a virtual version of these plays for their parents on Zoom in a few minutes! I hope to catch you next time when we will all surely learn a little bit more about how to stay devoted to faith.
Blessings and Light,
Kathy
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